Advice From On High

It is said that if you climb the Pyramid of the Sun at Teotihuacán at the Vernal Equinox, you can tap into ancient sources of cosmic energy. I can't testify as to that, but I will say that when I was climbing that pyramid, on or about the Vernal Equinox, the Sun God did speak to me.

He said:

You really need to add some stepper work to your routine at the gym.

Also: lose some of that lard.

Noted.

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